[imported from livejournal and backdated]
Tao is at that age where he's getting curious about bodies and observing
fundamental differences about boys and girls, adults and children.
Such as;
"Mummy has boobies, I don't have boobies, Daddy doesn't have boobies, Wuan doesn't have boobies, Mummy has BIG boobies!"
and
"I have a little doodle. Daddy has a big doodle."
And
the corker yesterday or so. I had the kids in the shower and had just
put Ruan in, she'd walked to the back of the bath and was investigating
the taps.
Tao asks, "Wuan has a doodle?"
I say "Ruan's a girl, girls don't have penises." (yes I am trying to get Tao to say the proper names, Josh was the prude :P)
Tao
has a look at Ruan's bits, then bends down and has a closer look, then
stands up and pronounces "She has a little bit of a doodle."
He stood there and stared at me uncomprehendingly as I was paralysed with laughter.