[overheard from the kitchen]

JJ (to 5yo): Don't squirt that.  Don't squirt that.  STOP GRINNING LIKE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO SQUIRT SOMETHING.

Late night lojban lesson with the stubborn 4yo:

me: Do you remember any lojban? mi prami do
4yo: mi prami do, what does dat mean?
me: it means "I love you"
4yo: mi prami do *gives me a cuddle*
me: cinba *gives him a kiss*
4yo: what does dat mean?
me: it means 'kiss'
4yo: sheen ba! *gives me a kiss*
me: ko sipna, that means 'go to sleep!'

He's still not asleep.