I'm still reasonably happy with how it looks given that they're polygons and I'm still internally screaming.
This is a great case for geonodes. Sadly that's beyond my meagre capabilities. I also had to fix a topology nightmare on the shoulder which I completely forgot to screenshot probably because I was trying to remember if I'd been drunk when I did it (spoiler: highly unlikely as I haven't gotten past tipsy for a very long time).