And by "gotten away with it" I mean "finished" and by "dog" I mean "dogs and cats" XD
I've spent this entire week ironing the tail. Also found this helpful setting
and turned it on after actually reading the tooltip while wondering what it did. I'd been thinking it would be helpful in high poly situations like this if stuff could just be rendered when it was actually in the viewport and smarter people than me obviously thought it would be a good idea too XD
Got about this far from the end yesterday