Coconuts and carrots

• life

[At Aunty’s house]

8yo: I was a Freo supporter when I was in Mum’s belly! I was a Freo supporter before humans came to Earth!
me: Before humans came to Earth? Did they come in a spaceship?
8yo: Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum [exasperated sigh] they were born from coconuts!

[in car about to leave Aunty’s house]

me [readjusting car controls]: Jeez [JJ] you drive like you have a carrot up your arse.
8yo: Yeah Daddy don’t drive a carrot up your arse.

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