Posted on: Monday, 27 April 2015 @ 10:15pm
Blatting about
<p>[At Aunty's house]</p>
<p>8yo: I was a Freo supporter when I was in Mum's belly! I was a Freo supporter before humans came to Earth!<br />
me: Before humans came to Earth? Did they come in a spaceship?<br />
8yo: Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum [exasperated sigh] they were born from coconuts!</p>
<p>[in car about to leave Aunty's house]</p>
<p>me [readjusting car controls]: Jeez [JJ] you drive like you have a carrot up your arse.<br />
8yo: Yeah Daddy don't drive a carrot up your arse.</p>